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Cold is relative

At 65 degrees above zero: People in Florida turn on the heat. People in Alaska plant gardens.

At 60 degrees above zero: People in California shiver uncontrollably. People in Alaska sunbathe.

At 50 degrees above zero: Italian and English cars won’t start. People in Alaska drive with the windows down.

At 40 degrees above zero: People in Georgia don coats, thermals, gloves, wool hats. People in Alaska throw on a flannel shirt.

At 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Alaska have the last cookout before it gets cold.

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